Good News.

i gotta give credit to b-wall for shooting this. this photo resembles... i cant think.


but that image is pretty fuckin' hilarious.






switch tre. i hope calvin is back.

-corey

Don't you just love the Spice Girls?!

I do. they sing a wonderful rendition of our near future...

haha.

chuckles.

Quel recently acquired his Tennessee State drivers license and is now "bumping" his new system around Franklin in his moms blue Chevy cobalt.
be proud.

Mercyless Skateboarding Eye Torture!

i wonder if people give ty evans shit for not updating skatefairy.com?? probably.


i'm making it up to you all with this visual torture... muhuhahahahahaha.







quel nollie flips crockett 10, years ago...



Nathan nollie shuv 10, years ago... oh wait that was the same day as quel...




Calvin varial flip 10, years ago... on the same day as quel and Nathan! an epic day.



quel bigspins the franklin park 8. look at Hammonds filmer face... haha!



This is a cry for Bill to skate more. back nosegrind revert at Franklin.



Nathan can switch pop shuv it very well. as shown here.



Nathan is also is a very innovative hippie.



Matt Haslem?



Flippy Back Lippy! Quel Qills!



Bobby skates with very little effort. back 5-0 front 180 steeeeeeeeeeez





Hartman. Thats about all i can say about that kid. He kills it. nollie big heel



Jon C will be missed, along with his lengthy frontal bluntals.



Hopefully he'll be tailslide flipping his way back to Nashville soon.



hope ya'll enjoyed that. it took forever to put all of this together.

"Jon Pops Two Midol When He's Done Skating..." -Mr. McKervey

A few weeks back I called Bradley on a Friday, knowing that he was going to ATL that day. I mainly called him because i wanted to know who i couldn't call that weekend because i couldn't go due to working at the carwash. He told me that him (Bradley), Jon C, Mr. McKervey, and Quel was supposed to go to but he dropped out due to the fact he had no money, i wasn't the least bit surprised. So there was an open seat callin' my name. Which all boiled down to me going, hahaha. I called out of work the next morning from our hotel room in "The Trap", atleast thats what all the residents called it in the surrounding rooms. I told my manager that i had a fever... Cause mayne it was fuckin' HOT in ATL, haha... as it always is in the dirty south.

*side story*

When we first pulled up to "The Trap" (our hotel, the Masters INN), Mr. McKervey and I were outside smoking a cigarette, just talking and getting hyped on the trip, when we saw a man walk out of the room right above ours (it was one of those hotels that were outside and had a breeze-way). He walked downstairs, and Matt and I being the friendly dudes we are said, "What's up mayne, whatchu gettin' into tonight?"

The man answered "Nothing much... Hey... Do ya'll like ta get fucked uhh.... You ain't the Police are ya??"

Matt answered, "Hell naw mayne!"

The man replied, "Oh, do ya'll like to get fucked up?"

We answered, "Whatchu got?"

The man answered, "Speed. Its what I do."

Matt replied, "Shit mayne... Uhhh, we just smoke and drink, really."

The Man responded, "oh, alright. Ya'll be careful around here."

Within the first 10 minutes of being outside of the car in ATL we got offered some Meth by a speed freak... Gotta love Southern Hospitality!!

*end of side story*



On with the trip...


IN PICTURES!!!!

Matt sat in the backseat of my car while Bradley drove us around. Here he looks quite comfortable.

This is a photo of bradley driving my car while following Nate. Do you see the frustration on Bradley's face? Next time we'll get a local to guide us around, no offense Nate.

Speaking of frustration... here is Bradley getting mad at one of his flashes. Its alright Bradley, we all go through that bullshit every now and then, at least they started working at the "dirt ledge". Right?

Quick snap of Jon givin' that rail a good ol' frontside lipper, with the bro-pyramid in the background.

Matt laughing at one of Jon's frontal lippy tries...

Transistor Sect had a good time in ATL too.




Most of our short stay was spent at the "dirt ledge"...

Jim Morrison wrote a song about this shit... Very frustrating as a photographer.

And when the sun came... That mother fucker was bright...

Jon's Harriet Tubman lookin' ass... no wonder he pops two Midol after he's done shredding...


and Blogger wont let me post any more photos... FUCK.


all in all it was a good trip, and look forward to a post worth while on The Loser Movement site (www.thelosermovement.com)

peace

Dear Lord!

literally...


Jesus will be chillin over my heart for the rest of my life, thanks to my mexican friend from the carwash, miguel.

i got it for cheap, as Readdd would say, hahaha.




take a look.

our justice system

on monday i went to court and to book myself... what an experiance. i sat in the courthouse longer than what community service they gave me, hahaha! i only have to do 4 hours community service for runnin from the police, and to top it off i'm serving my community at 6th ave.

and

atlanta post coming soon

Oops...

Here is the photo i was supposed to post of Jon's frontside half-cab...


i was wondering where the hell that epic sun went...




and....

This is somewhat old maybe a few months, just thought i'd share with you all.


hahaha! just anaother day in the life with one of Nashville's most outrageous character's!


peace

Crazy Faces pt. 1

before i begin, here's a photo of Matt's board hours before it got taken by jake.


If you have lived in Nashville throughout the past 4 or 5 years give or take a few, and skated, the name Brandon Wall has probably come up. Whether you were good friends with him, skated with him, looked up to his ability to ride a skateboard, or wore a Rainy Day tee you have probably heard the name. B-Wall is a very dear friend of mine, and ever since he has been traveling and filming amazing skateboarders on the Reliance Skateboard team i don't get to see him as often as i used to. Brandon is an odd character. You can't ever take him seriously. He's a jokster, a prankster, and a sarcastic bastard, no offense... (hahahaha, atleast the B-Wall i know!) and he can make some funny-ass faces.

take a look...


turtle?B-Wall smokes?


sexy?Waaa!Waaa!

and your guess is as good as mine...



those were some good times... and good luck B-Wall with all your travels.


peace

Officer Addison encounter!!!

i know i know, i havent posted in a while... fuck you ive been busy and a little stressed.

i still work at the carwash, quel baught one of these,

and jon c is a beast.
(this photo size makes this photo look stupid, peep it here www.flickr.com/iheartthedunks)

thats pretty much what my iphoto library looks like since the last post.

this blog is more about what happened yesterday and today...

prepare for the bullshit...

my friends jon matt and myself were skating at this spot in the bicentennial mall then this cop rushed over and said, "ya'll cant be doing that here!! gimme them skateboards!" so at first of coarse we were a bit skeptical, then that mother fucker pulled out his baton and about whipped me with it... so we handed em over real quick along with jons camera. then we proceeded to walk to the front office arguing and cursing at this cop. then we got to the front and he was juggling 3 skateboards, his baton, and the keys to the door. so he handed me the camera after him and jon argued about him handing me the camera. then the cop turned around to open the door. so we looked at each other and when he got the door open and went inside, we ran.

good idea right??

so we ran around downtown for fuckin ever it seemed like and finally jon got his girlfriend carly to pick us up

so we thought we were in the clear, but i wasnt, because my car was still parked at the fuckin park. somehow that fuckin prick knew which car was mine, though he didnt have any of my information, and put a fucking boot on back left tire.

(this is the shortened version. there is way more to that last paragraph)

and the rest is history

so now i have to go get my mug shots made n shit... then pay a fine probably.

aug. 4, wish the best

peace

july 4th, just another day...

fuck holidays, even if they do involve fun little explosives. the 4th of July was just another day of skateboarding for me and the crew. there are a few good reasons you should take advantage of skating on a holiday. one is that if there is an event going on (for instance a fireworks display) every fuckin' cop is gonna be there to control all the drunk mother fuckers that cannot contain themselves, either that or they are there to block streets (thanks to ALOT of you cops for doing that, that made my life a whole lot easier while i was looking for a parking spot...). and another reason holidays are good is because a bunch of places are closed, so go skate em.

now, i'm not saying i utilized these great tidbits of information on the 4th, i'm just letting you know that they exist.

oh wait, we skated legislative for a while during the fireworks display... Con Permiso(working at the carwash has payed off a little bit with the spanish)... Keegan was Nate's skate-whore while the fireworks blasted off in the background of some clips Nate filmed for his upcoming video. good job to the both of you.


and good luck on your voyage back to the ATL Nate, who is also bringing along Keegle... i'll be down there soon enough...



anyway...



earlier on that day we stopped by the Charolette spot. Bobby and Quel got some sequences that i will gif later for you to see on the losermovement(don't hold your breath, it will probably be a while).

bobby rolls away from something you will see later.

so does quel.


they killed it, but this guy didn't notice (see image below).





and i thought i would post roll-a-ways instead of roll ups, hence the actual landing of the trick...read. haha just playin'



and i need to get that money from you read, and i would like it in check form so i can throw it in the bank.


i'll leave you guys to ponder this phenomena...


not setting your white balance can give you an eerie aesthetic, because if you were outside on the 4th, you know that it was a pretty and sunny day...

not eerie and creepy like this.


the wonders of photography

keeping up with the blog now...

but there is nothing to post...




later




but watch this....






keenan had some mean switch flips.


peep this skit too!!




spike is a genius.

blog wars?

well, today i got hassled by Readdd, the wise-guy of nashville, and Nathanial, the coke drinkin' loud-mouth, today about not posting frequently on my own blog...

i dont care. and it looks like Readdd stole the same set up as my blog. check the dates. who has had theirs longer?


as goes for Nathanial, i think coke drinkin' loud mouth says enough.



and to answer their question, life has been somewhat uneventful.


the only things i've seen lately is quel get mad at skateboarding. which does't happen often enough...






and i have been spending a lot of time working at the car wash.






and also randy said my blog was depressing, and wouldn't explain himself afterwards.


???


it seems everyone has been a sippin a liitle too much haterade.



anyway...




and i'll leave you with this



for all yo ill needs mayne.

I want to learn to fuck myself in the ass so life doesn't have to do it for me...

i got some good news, and i have some bad news. which would you guys like to hear first?? (no answer) ok then, since no one will speak up, i'll start off with the good news for all you ingrates out there...

so i get a phone call about a week ago from my buddy Ross, which ive known for a good few years (if i had to put a number with that statement, i'd say...4). he told me hes been reading my blog and and all that jargon (like the rest of you people out there should be doing). and the reason he called is because he looooved the illustration of Quel that Bradley and I did for one of my previous posts. in case you dont remember, here it is!!!!

HA! that thing will never get old...


anyway...


Ross asked me if I wanted to do something like that for his solo album he has coming out in the very near future. so of coarse i told him yes, what are friends for?? oh oh i know! they are there so you can get them to do something that you would usually have to pay someone else to do! (don't take that to offense Ross, or anyone else that considers them self one of my friends). you all need to check out Ross' solo shit; its ill!! also, him and his long time friend Cody have been making music as the band Nosferatu, which changed to NosfOratu, which then converted to Mysterium Tremendom (my personal favorite, but some douche copywrited it for some religion... i really wanna know what religion wanted that phrase and was serious about it) and now we know them as KinderCastle (www.myspace.com/kindercastle; listen and be amazed).

so i'm psyched i get to be apart of these musical genius' roadway to stardom.

so here's the photo i took of Ross...


and here is what i have so far for the illustration...



so thats the good news.


and to be quite honest; i do not want to share the bad news... lets just say the title of this blog post is very "suiting"...

am i right?

that question was directed to all the people i either talked to or saw today.

later.






ohhhh fuck!!!

i forgot i was gonna tell the bad news, but also tie in these 2 photos i have yet to post... oh well, i still don't want to rant about how my day was the shittiest day since yesterday, so here you go!


no text attached!!!!!!!!!



and...

the 2 "business men" of the Charlotte Ledges, hahaha!

keep up the good work fellas.



peace, for real this time.

Franklin for days...

i need to get caught up with you all, or ya'll for short... its been pretty uninteresting these past few days. i got a job at a carwash, started working there, and couldnt go to the Knock On Wood premier in Knoxville (which you can see photos of on yorbushleague.blogspot.com), so i had to stay in franklin. Bummer right? Right. but the franklin locals made it a little more tolerable for me to stick around. we didnt go street skating hardly ever though, because they butt-fuck the hell outta the franklin park. that park is a good park, but these kids are there every fuckin' day... shit gets old, ya'll! hit the streets! and dont be too much of a fuck-stick to drive up to nashville and skate!

anyway, heres some shit those loc's did for me and my soul-catcher.


tanner does a front feebs with ease


Mr. Fuller sits down after battling the double 2 in the hot ass sun.

bobby kills this park all day everyday. he's also kinda weird (but we all love him anyway)... the mother fucker always tells me, "i like the way you wear your shirts."

does that sound odd to anyone else???

aaron davis made it out a few times, though he's pussy-wipped by some bitch.

and andrew knutson made it out one of the days i was there. i miss skating with this kid, he would commit to anything no matter how shitty it looked or how bad it was gonna hurt.



oh wait... we did go street skating....


tanner does a wallride 3 minutes from the franklin park...




and here is the icing on the cake!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! fagot!


quel landed a mean drag of that cigarette in his "fresh" work attire bolts, first try, no warm up.




thats it.