when it comes to updating this lack of a blog. as always there is no excuse for not updating The JargonBargon, but i'm gonna give you guys some anyway. i started classes again on the 7th (which still doesn't explain the past month or so though, sorry people...) and when i tried to write the first paper for my spring 2009 semester i had to restart my computer because it couldn't find my Word application, which hasn't been opened since last semester. no big deal, right? Wrong. as my computer tried to restart it just sat there and never made it to my desktop. i let it try to turn on over night, and it still wouldn't ever make it to my desktop. and to make a long story short:after 4 days of not having a computer to use, i hade to reformat the damn thing. luckily i had the majority of my application, photos, papers, and random shit on my external hard drive. the only thing i won't get back is an ass-load of snapshots from trips i have taken for the past few years. i'm pretty bummed about life, but i gotta live with it.
also, i met a very nice lady-friend that i am very psyched to have in my life. her name is shelby and she doesnt know what her natural hair color is. you'll probably be seeing posts about her in the future.
on with the blogging!!!
does anyone remember when Transworld Mag didn't suck?? excuse me... didn't suck as bad, and the only reason i say that is because they censored their magazine of profanity, guns, and any other vulgar type of printed media. and had sections like this:

oh yeah, i got a scanner...
you can see that bigger
here.
but now even when you read an interview, it sounds like a fuckin' high school kids research paper or something.
and if you don't know who this is a rendering of, then you are quite ill informed my good sir or madam, and have rolled a 1-2-3 in the game of life.

Illustration By: Shelby Rodeffer

prepare to get sick of the stupid shit i choose to scan.
oh yeah, and Transworld rolled a 1-2-3 in the game of life as well. that why everyone quit and started The Skateboard Mag a few years back, suckers!!