blog wars?

well, today i got hassled by Readdd, the wise-guy of nashville, and Nathanial, the coke drinkin' loud-mouth, today about not posting frequently on my own blog...

i dont care. and it looks like Readdd stole the same set up as my blog. check the dates. who has had theirs longer?


as goes for Nathanial, i think coke drinkin' loud mouth says enough.



and to answer their question, life has been somewhat uneventful.


the only things i've seen lately is quel get mad at skateboarding. which does't happen often enough...






and i have been spending a lot of time working at the car wash.






and also randy said my blog was depressing, and wouldn't explain himself afterwards.


???


it seems everyone has been a sippin a liitle too much haterade.



anyway...




and i'll leave you with this



for all yo ill needs mayne.

I want to learn to fuck myself in the ass so life doesn't have to do it for me...

i got some good news, and i have some bad news. which would you guys like to hear first?? (no answer) ok then, since no one will speak up, i'll start off with the good news for all you ingrates out there...

so i get a phone call about a week ago from my buddy Ross, which ive known for a good few years (if i had to put a number with that statement, i'd say...4). he told me hes been reading my blog and and all that jargon (like the rest of you people out there should be doing). and the reason he called is because he looooved the illustration of Quel that Bradley and I did for one of my previous posts. in case you dont remember, here it is!!!!

HA! that thing will never get old...


anyway...


Ross asked me if I wanted to do something like that for his solo album he has coming out in the very near future. so of coarse i told him yes, what are friends for?? oh oh i know! they are there so you can get them to do something that you would usually have to pay someone else to do! (don't take that to offense Ross, or anyone else that considers them self one of my friends). you all need to check out Ross' solo shit; its ill!! also, him and his long time friend Cody have been making music as the band Nosferatu, which changed to NosfOratu, which then converted to Mysterium Tremendom (my personal favorite, but some douche copywrited it for some religion... i really wanna know what religion wanted that phrase and was serious about it) and now we know them as KinderCastle (www.myspace.com/kindercastle; listen and be amazed).

so i'm psyched i get to be apart of these musical genius' roadway to stardom.

so here's the photo i took of Ross...


and here is what i have so far for the illustration...



so thats the good news.


and to be quite honest; i do not want to share the bad news... lets just say the title of this blog post is very "suiting"...

am i right?

that question was directed to all the people i either talked to or saw today.

later.






ohhhh fuck!!!

i forgot i was gonna tell the bad news, but also tie in these 2 photos i have yet to post... oh well, i still don't want to rant about how my day was the shittiest day since yesterday, so here you go!


no text attached!!!!!!!!!



and...

the 2 "business men" of the Charlotte Ledges, hahaha!

keep up the good work fellas.



peace, for real this time.

Franklin for days...

i need to get caught up with you all, or ya'll for short... its been pretty uninteresting these past few days. i got a job at a carwash, started working there, and couldnt go to the Knock On Wood premier in Knoxville (which you can see photos of on yorbushleague.blogspot.com), so i had to stay in franklin. Bummer right? Right. but the franklin locals made it a little more tolerable for me to stick around. we didnt go street skating hardly ever though, because they butt-fuck the hell outta the franklin park. that park is a good park, but these kids are there every fuckin' day... shit gets old, ya'll! hit the streets! and dont be too much of a fuck-stick to drive up to nashville and skate!

anyway, heres some shit those loc's did for me and my soul-catcher.


tanner does a front feebs with ease


Mr. Fuller sits down after battling the double 2 in the hot ass sun.

bobby kills this park all day everyday. he's also kinda weird (but we all love him anyway)... the mother fucker always tells me, "i like the way you wear your shirts."

does that sound odd to anyone else???

aaron davis made it out a few times, though he's pussy-wipped by some bitch.

and andrew knutson made it out one of the days i was there. i miss skating with this kid, he would commit to anything no matter how shitty it looked or how bad it was gonna hurt.



oh wait... we did go street skating....


tanner does a wallride 3 minutes from the franklin park...




and here is the icing on the cake!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! fagot!


quel landed a mean drag of that cigarette in his "fresh" work attire bolts, first try, no warm up.




thats it.

i'm on the phone with my mother right now....

...and she wont shut the fuck up about whatever bullshit is coming out of her mouth.

"Corey, you aren't responsible, waaaaaaa!"


no one asked that...


and shut the fuck up.




anyway, look forward to new posts with skateboarding and cooler stuff than me babbling about my ignorant parentals!!

Just waiting for my parents to get back with my fuckin food...

here is a quick update of what ive been doing...

fuckin been foolin' around on photoshop with some old photos, working a new job at a carwash, and stomping boards because i don't want to be tempted to skate.

heres a few of the oldies that i turned into goodies!!



well fuck.... i was gonna upload a few more but this blog thing is bein' a bitch and wont let me.


look forward for more in-depth posts in the very near future.


peace

sometimes people forget to think...

so george carlin does it for 'em.



enjoy that.


and to leave you on a lighter note...

Excuse me sir, but i'll trade you my Jargon for your Malarkey.

today i left my camera at home so you won't see anything that actually happened today; more of me just blabbing about it. so... yeah, i woke up then photoshopped a few photos that shot of the FedEx corporate offices from when i went to Memphis about a week ago. here's one so you get the idea:
pretty boring...

oh, and if your wondering how the hell i got to do this, my Mamaw (grandmother on my mother's side) decorated these, and gettin' dat loot from all those corporate heads! she has also decorated a few upstairs rooms of Graceland (Elvis' house...DAMN!) not to mention that my Papaw (don't you just love what you call your grandparents?) built the white sofa in the living room of Graceland. and supposedly i'm gonna give them (FedEx corp-heads) a portfolio of my work (photographs) so that i can take part in an internship next summer. i hope to God that i get to do this, because that shit is payed.

after i was done with all of that malarkey, i went and cruised the Franklin Park. at first no one was there and it was a pretty dull session, but eventually some franklin heads showed up, so it ended up being pretty fun. then i just stuck around franklin and lurked for a while, and speaking of franklin heads... this kid needs to skate, and this time i am not talking about Myquel Haddox (though he needs to as well), but more the likes of Jake Biggers (shown below). this kid needs to put down the bong (no matter how good it is) and come skate, and quit hangin' around every other spoiled franklin weed smoker. they're all losers. and every time he opens his mouth about weed i want to smack him in the face. don't get me wrong i love smokin' as much as the next guy, but when you make it a priority it ruins everything else you got going for you in your life.

need i say more??


here's a photo i shot of Jake a WHILE ago that i don't think anyone has seen, so here it is.

we miss you Jake! come shred some gnar with us!!!!


and also, while i was where i do my best reading, i was thumbing through the East Coast Issue of the Skateboard Mag (issue 13) and read the Clyde Singleton interview. it got me psyched on Clyde, so i immediately got online and watched a few of his old video parts (check his Trilogy part... epic, as goes for everyone else in that vid). then i stumpled across this little gem:



sorry if i'm preaching to choir, but i had never seen this promo before. i used to own Ryde Or Dye vol. 1, until Zak Pendergrast stole it...fucker. anyway, i never even knew Aesthetics got to the point to put out a teaser for a second video.

oh well, its not like i didn't get to see all of this footage in Josh Stewart's Static II or Zoo York promos.

i just thought it was somewhat interesting.


im out.

I Left My Gnar Boots at Home Today... On Purpose!

today went pretty slow... i need to go to bed and wake up at a reasonable hour, so that my sleep schedule won't be fucked up anymore...

me and the crew for the day rolled up to the Charlette Ledges, and you shoulda seen the fuckin clouds today! fuckin wild! oh... wait... you can. and here they are for your viewing pleasure:



oh shit! Jordan Martin is hittin' a mean ass back blunt in this photo!


...

oh yeah!


Calvin decided to come out today too!

i have never met a kid more motivated in my life to progress in skateboarding, but recently he has had a fucked up ankle and hasn't been able to do so.

here's the man himself:



this picture brings me to my next point. you can see Calvin (left) and also you can see a Metro Police Car (to the right of Calvin's goofy ass face). one starts to wonder how long this Mecca of a spot will last. i mean its right off of one of the BUSIEST fuckin' roads in downtown Nashville! i am even surprised that people were brave enough to build shit here in the first place, but stupid is as stupid does (hey, it seemed to work for Forest Gump, right?). but, the fuckin best part of it all was that someone, either Matt Sharer or Matt Cole (people with the name "matt" seem to always have stupid ideas that somehow work out in the end), said they "found" this spot... hahahahahahahahaha! found it??? thats fuckin' ridiculous! more like "lets take a stab at how long this mother fucker will last".


yeah, that sounds about right. and believe it, bitches.


thats it for me, im gonna fix my sleep schedule now.

later...

Me and my gaping green vagina!

i just fucking woke up... my goddamn sleep schedule is all fucked up. somehow i'm gonna try and fix it tonight; maybe with some nyquil and an alarm clock?? sounds good to me. so yeah, nothing really happened yesterday (or early this morning) just another day filled with a hurt knee (though i still tried to skate... and yes i know i am a dumbass), insane humidity, and sadly nothing else.

interesting title, dont you think?? while i wasnt supposed to be skating yesterday i ripped a hole in my shorts around my "danger zone" and i had on green boxers. the rest you can probably piece together.

anyway...


the only fun thing that happened was that Lenny (good ole step-dad) got adobe illustrator for me recently. so when i got home i installed it, then bradley (www.bradleymarshallphoto.blogspot.com) and i proceeded to fuck around on it until 5 am this morning. and this is what we came up with:

hahaha!!

all you fools out there reading this bullshit i call a blog are gonna see more photos/drawings of Quel until he is well established back on his skateboard. sorry for the inconvenience... and the laughs.



thats it for right now, maybe something more interesting will today that actually worth posting, peace.